why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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