Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Randomize
