I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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