it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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