i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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