Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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