quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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