Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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