so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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