is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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