She's JV to your varsity
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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