Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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