And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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