im drinking this country out of the recession.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize