Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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