I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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