I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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