there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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