It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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