You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Still dying that you shit outside
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
