I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Someone came in the potted fern
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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