What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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