dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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