is your mom at the bar?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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