new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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