I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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