we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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