Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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