My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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