I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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