Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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