You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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