My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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