I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
only if we run a train.
done.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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