He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
please don't ironically join a cult
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