I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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