Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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