Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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