I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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