On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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