you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
try to milk me bitch
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