you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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