He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
