end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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