fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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