Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
