Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Randomize
