Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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