I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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