walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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