there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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