And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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