Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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