bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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