I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
