youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Don't make out with my wife yet
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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